Artist: Emilie Autumn
Played: 75 times
If I burn, you will see
The fire in your mind when you sleep
And if I rise up in smoke around your eyes
You’ll know it’s me
And the rain won’t wash away
The ashes underneath your nails today
Doesn’t matter where you go or what you do
‘Cause if I burn, so will you
So I was laying in bed last night and it occurred to me that ship names are the best thing ever and we should use them in real life. Like, instead of when people get married hyphenating names or the wife taking the husbands name or whatever, we just combined their last names into a new last name? Like how cool would that be?
And then I realized that could be a problem because incest could happen and awk.
- dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
- sam: k
- dean: so...so it's like this all right
- dean: you know how i love pie the best
- sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
- dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
- dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
- sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
- dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
- dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
- dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
- dean: this really amazing cake
- dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
- dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
- dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
- dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
- dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
- dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
- sam: dean wat
- dean:
- sam: what are you even saying
- dean:
- sam:
- dean:
- sam:
- dean:
- sam:
- dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
friendly reminder that jason
- killed and beheaded drug lord lieutenants
- shot three guys in the head from across gotham city bay
- got away from the batplane in a cAR
id like yo see ur boyfriend do better
ok but my boyfriend is a god of thunder
my husband fought off two robbers with a bag of flour..
Rules of the Stanley Cup Playoffs
1. Do Not Try and Make Plans with Me on Game Nights.
2. Do Not Call Me During Periods.. Wait Until Intermissions.
3. Not Watching and Don’t Know When the Intermissions Are? Check Online.
4. If You Come and Watch the Game with Me, Don’t Ask Me Questions. Just Watch and Enjoy.
5. There is No Volume Control. No I Will Not Quiet the Fuck Down.
6. Bringing Beer Will Give You 1 Free Pass for a Question During the Game. Just 1.. Don’t Get Ahead of Yourself Here.
I should explain but I won’t
now I just can’t explain this all
The Best of Stefon and Seth - Requested by anon