So I was laying in bed last night and it occurred to me that ship names are the best thing ever and we should use them in real life. Like, instead of when people get married hyphenating names or the wife taking the husbands name or whatever, we just combined their last names into a new last name? Like how cool would that be?
And then I realized that could be a problem because incest could happen and awk.
friendly reminder that jason
- killed and beheaded drug lord lieutenants
- shot three guys in the head from across gotham city bay
- got away from the batplane in a cAR
id like yo see ur boyfriend do better
ok but my boyfriend is a god of thunder
my husband fought off two robbers with a bag of flour..
1. Do Not Try and Make Plans with Me on Game Nights.
2. Do Not Call Me During Periods.. Wait Until Intermissions.
3. Not Watching and Don’t Know When the Intermissions Are? Check Online.
4. If You Come and Watch the Game with Me, Don’t Ask Me Questions. Just Watch and Enjoy.
5. There is No Volume Control. No I Will Not Quiet the Fuck Down.
6. Bringing Beer Will Give You 1 Free Pass for a Question During the Game. Just 1.. Don’t Get Ahead of Yourself Here.
I should explain but I won’t
now I just can’t explain this all